The Canadians Quotes
Eugene Levy: What can I say? Leslie Nielsen is LYING!
Leslie Nielsen: I did not call Eugene Levy, whoever he may be.
Eugene Levy: He did.
Leslie Nielsen: I didn't.
Eugene Levy: He did.
Leslie Nielsen: I didn't.
Eugene Levy: DID!
Leslie Nielsen: Didn't.
Eugene Levy: DID!
Leslie Nielsen: Didn't.
Eugene Levy: DID!
Leslie Nielsen: Didn't. [pause]
Leslie Nielsen: I never called him.
Eugene Levy: Well, he's a big fat liar.
Leslie Nielsen: I did not call Eugene Levy, whoever he may be.
Eugene Levy: He did.
Leslie Nielsen: I didn't.
Eugene Levy: He did.
Leslie Nielsen: I didn't.
Eugene Levy: DID!
Leslie Nielsen: Didn't.
Eugene Levy: DID!
Leslie Nielsen: Didn't.
Eugene Levy: DID!
Leslie Nielsen: Didn't. [pause]
Leslie Nielsen: I never called him.
Eugene Levy: Well, he's a big fat liar.
Movie: The Canadians
John Candy: Eugene Levy? I don't know anybody named Eugene Levy.
Leslie Nielsen: Eugene Levy? No!
Anne Murray: I don't know Eugene Levy at all.
Dave Thomas: If Candy says he doesn't know him, that's good enough for me. I don't know him either. Sorry, pal.
Leslie Nielsen: Eugene Levy? No!
Anne Murray: I don't know Eugene Levy at all.
Dave Thomas: If Candy says he doesn't know him, that's good enough for me. I don't know him either. Sorry, pal.
Movie: The Canadians
The white squaw: Mr. Gannon?
Insp. William Gannon: Yes.
The white squaw: If you met a woman, a woman like me, that had been taken by the Sioux, how would you feel knowing that?
Insp. William Gannon: If I loved her, it wouldn't matter.
The white squaw: It wouldn't?
Insp. William Gannon: No ma'am, it wouldn't matter at all.
Insp. William Gannon: Yes.
The white squaw: If you met a woman, a woman like me, that had been taken by the Sioux, how would you feel knowing that?
Insp. William Gannon: If I loved her, it wouldn't matter.
The white squaw: It wouldn't?
Insp. William Gannon: No ma'am, it wouldn't matter at all.
Movie: The Canadians
[first lines]
Cpl. George Hale: Weekly report, Sergeant. Nothing in it as usual.
Sgt. Christopher Royal: What's the matter, George? Bored with your job?
Cpl. George Hale: As a matter of fact, I am. It sure isn't like the good old days when Dad was around - running down claim jumpers, smugglers and road agents. You weren't around then, were you, Sarge?
Sgt. Christopher Royal: No, I wasn't, but I saw enough killing and shooting during the war to last me a lifetime.
Cpl. George Hale: Weekly report, Sergeant. Nothing in it as usual.
Sgt. Christopher Royal: What's the matter, George? Bored with your job?
Cpl. George Hale: As a matter of fact, I am. It sure isn't like the good old days when Dad was around - running down claim jumpers, smugglers and road agents. You weren't around then, were you, Sarge?
Sgt. Christopher Royal: No, I wasn't, but I saw enough killing and shooting during the war to last me a lifetime.
Movie: The Canadians
[last lines]
MSgt. McGregor: Springer.
Const. Springer: Yes, sergeant.
MSgt. McGregor: That was a proud thing you did back there - pullin' me from under that animal - savin' my life.
Const. Springer: Thank you, sir.
MSgt. McGregor: But that doesn't give ye the right to sit that horse like a Cree squaw! Sit straight! Square your hat! Like I said, sir, more bother than he's worth.
MSgt. McGregor: Springer.
Const. Springer: Yes, sergeant.
MSgt. McGregor: That was a proud thing you did back there - pullin' me from under that animal - savin' my life.
Const. Springer: Thank you, sir.
MSgt. McGregor: But that doesn't give ye the right to sit that horse like a Cree squaw! Sit straight! Square your hat! Like I said, sir, more bother than he's worth.
Movie: The Canadians