The Brothers Grimsby Quotes

Sebastian Graves: Trust you? Trust you? Because of you, the head of the World Health Organisation is dead and Harry Potter has AIDS. You managed to do in three seconds what Voldemort failed to do in eight movies!

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Sebastian Graves: Nobby, meet the head of the biggest crime syndicate in the world.
Norman 'Nobby' Butcher: What, she runs FIFA?

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Norman 'Nobby' Butcher: It's an elephant bukkake party!

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Norman 'Nobby' Butcher: Ooh, I'm getting stiffer than a pedophile at Legoland.

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Norman 'Nobby' Butcher: She's gonna release this deadly virus, and it's gonna kill poor people like us, because she thinks that we are scum.
Paedo Pete: Bloody hell, Nobby, we are scum.
Norman 'Nobby' Butcher: Well, you are, Pete. You're a registered sex offender. That's not a compliment.

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Norman 'Nobby' Butcher: [from trailer]I love you.
Carla: I love you too.
Norman 'Nobby' Butcher: [they both climax, and Norman turns to the owner of the bed]We'll take it.

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Sebastian Graves: Congratulations, by the way. When are you due?
Dawn Grobham: Oh, I'm not pregnant. I'm just fucking fat.

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Norman 'Nobby' Butcher: It's scum that keep the Fast and Furious franchise alive!

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Sebastian Graves: [from trailer]Hello, chaps! Room for another? Good bye!

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Norman 'Nobby' Butcher: [upon discovering the joy of shooting a gun]I gotta get one of these for the kids!

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