The Big Valley Quotes

Crawford: You can't arrest me!
Jarrod Barkley: Oh, can't I? Take a look at that.
Crawford: Now, that's a U.S. Deputy's badge.
Jarrod Barkley: My, what good eyes you have, Grandma.

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Heath: Boy Howdy! I've got blisters in places I didn't even know I had places.

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Jarrod Barkley: All right, Nick, you've got pride. Now that's just fine. But you're about to take on this entire valley. Do you think you're big enough?
Nick Barkley: Might be interesting to find out.
Jarrod Barkley: Nick, this is no joke!
Nick Barkley: Do you see me laughin'? I hate those mangy sheep with their ugly, short legs! I can't breathe when I'm down wind of 'em!
Jarrod Barkley: Then why keep them?
Nick Barkley: Because they're mine!

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Mack: Tell me, Madigan, what kind of country is that Ireland place?
Patrick Madigan: Well, it's the land of leprechauns and the Kellys and the O'Breins and the Blarney Stone, but that's not all there is. Oh, it's a land for poets to tell about, not a fool like me. Oh, it's the smoke of peat and the slow creak of carts along the road, the Connemara ponies... Sweet land it is, though often sad.

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Heath: Boy Howdy! I've got blisters in places I didn't even know I had places.

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Heath: Now I have had me a day...!

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Heath: Well its no pride I got in him for a daddy, but its a proud name, and I'm gonna wear it. And Boy Howdy! People are gonna look up to me!

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Victoria Barkley: When Nick is pushed, he pushes back with everything he has.

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Nick Barkley: It might do you good to eat a little dust once in awhile.
Jarrod Barkley: I'm a lawyer, remember? I only eat crow.

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Nick Barkley: Untie me and I'll show you a little justice, Barkley style.

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Jarrod Barkley: Nick, I promise never to call you a bull in a china shop again.
Nick Barkley: We get back in one piece, you can call me anything you like.

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