The Big One Quotes

Mike: i.d. do you have any? My, uh, girl/gal-uh-wife is concerned that you be properly identified.
John: Well, I got my driver's license here, oh, and my church membership card.

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The Sergeant: [Choking the German male nurse who kissed him on the mouth] I can understand you being horny and all, Fritz...but your breath stinks.

Movie: The Big One
Zab: [narrating] By now we'd come to look at all replacements as dead men who temporarily had the use of the arms and legs. The came and went so fast and so regularly that sometimes we didn't even learn their names. Truth is, after a while, we sort of avoided gettin' to know them.

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Zab: I'll be a son-of-a-*****. My mother sold my novel to Hollywood for Humphrey Bogart and Edward G. Robinson.
Vinci: [doing a Robinson imitation] Hey, how much?
Zab: For fifteen thousand bucks!

Movie: The Big One