The Big House Quotes

[last lines]

Bear: Oh. And by the way, this bear is always very proud of you when you take good care of yourself. And I'm sure you are a great toileteer. See ya' soon.

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[repeated opening line]

Bear: It's you!

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Bear: A bear's three favorite words are: breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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Bear: A bear's three favorite words are: breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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Bear: Don't ask me why. It's a bear thing.

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Bear: Hey, do you want to know a secret? To learn to use the potty, all you have to do is listen to your body.

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Bear: Hey, I'm waiting, just like in a real doctor's office.

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Bear: Ooh! You have that just-rolled-out-of-bed smell.

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Bear: Say, how old are you, anyway? You look like you might be... four? Or five? Or six? Or more? Or maybe it's even your birthday today.

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Bear: Sometimes, it's kind of hard to stop having fun and take the time to go to the bathroom and use the potty. Yep. The potty. Everybody and every creature has to poop sometime. Birds, bunnies, bugs, even fish too!

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Bear: Treelo's so excited about Tutter's birthday that he wishes it was his birthday too. Has that ever happened to you?

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Bear: Um, hey, Luna, when is your birthday?

Luna: Me?

Bear: Mm-hmm.

Luna: I'm too old to remember, Bear. It seems like I've just always been up here lighting up the sky.

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Ojo: Uh oh. Bear. Bear!

Bear: Yes, Ojo?

Ojo: You're in the water.

Bear: Oh. Uh, sorry. I'm in the water.

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Ojo: You know, you can look at it if you want.

Pip, Pop: [gasp] Really? Thanks!

Ojo: You can look at it, too, Bear.

Bear: Oh, thanks!

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Pip: Fun is our middle name!

Pop: No, 'Fun' is your middle name. Mine is 'Angelica,' remember?

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Pip: No mail for us?

Pop: No letters?

Pip: No cards?

Pop: No packages for us? Ohh.

Pip: Woe is me.

Pop: Woe is me, too.

Pip, Pop: Woe is us!
[crying]

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Tutter: Make that move, Bear! Move them old checkers! Ha ha. Whenever you're ready. Ha ha. Any old time, Bear.

Bear: Um, Tutter, is something wrong?

Tutter: What? Something wrong? With me? I don't think so, Bear. Ha ha ha.

Bear: Really? Are you sure you're okay?

Tutter: I'm okay, Bear. Gee whiz, Bear, are you ever going to make your move?

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Tutter: Oh, and Bear...

Bear: Hmm?

Tutter: Would you mind - awfully, if it's not too much trouble, if you wouldn't mind, Bear... would you please close the door? You know why?

Bear: Why?

Tutter: [yelling] It's freezing!

Bear: Sorry.

Tutter: [still yelling] Oh, sorry, sorry sorry.
[starts grumbling to himself]

Tutter: A bear for a roommate. Uncle Splutter tried to warn me, but noooo..

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Tutter: Oh, cheddar chunks! Oh, brie!

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Tutter: Oh, cheddar chunks! Oh, brie!

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Tutter: Too much to do. I have my whole life in front of me!

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Tutter: Yeah, I tried pushing it in and shoving it in. It just won't go in my mousehole.

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Bear: Anyway, before you got here, Ojo and I were playing with some water. See? Water. Mm-hmm. I'm so curious. Why is it so wet? And why does everybody drink it? And how come you can see right through it?

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Bear: Hey, I'm waiting, just like in a real doctor's office.

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Bear: Now look at this. This is the kitchen table. It's the best part of the kitchen.

Tutter: [talking over as Bear continues] Oh, no, no, no.

Bear: With this table, you sit an' you can have a whole mess of cooked and buttered string beans.

Tutter: All wrong, Bear. All wrong.

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Bear: Ooh! You have that just-rolled-out-of-bed smell.

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Bear: Sometimes, Tutter is so determined, he forgets to ask for a little help. Um, are you sure there isn't something I could do maybe to *lift* your spirits?

Tutter: No, no.

Bear: Or *raise* your outlook?

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Bear: Um, Tutter, do you feel you have to go somewhere?

Tutter: Go? What? Huh?

Bear: Because if you need to go to the bathroom, it's okay. You should go.

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Luna: And Ojo. How was that little bear today?

Bear: Oh, Ojo found out she has her own special shape. Everybody has one.

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Ojo: How are we going to have Thanksgiving without all the good food?

Bear: Well, Ojo, I think this might still be the best Thanksgiving ever.

Ojo: But how, Bear?

Bear: Because, Ojo, we're all together.

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