The Benchwarmers Quotes
[seeing three Howie's thru his blurred vision]
Carlos: Look at all those Albinos.
Carlos: Look at all those Albinos.
Movie: The Benchwarmers
Gus: [shouts] Clark! Try to hit the ball in the strike zone.
Clark: Well where's the strike zone? [he gets a bit distracted during the pitch]
Umpire: Strike two!
Gus: Right there.
Clark: Well where's the strike zone? [he gets a bit distracted during the pitch]
Umpire: Strike two!
Gus: Right there.
Movie: The Benchwarmers
Richie: [after Salad Girl leaves] What do you think of my future wife?
Old Man: I smell Cinnamon Rolls!
Richie: Oh, I smell Cinnamon Rolls too.
Old Man: I smell Cinnamon Rolls!
Richie: Oh, I smell Cinnamon Rolls too.
Movie: The Benchwarmers
Richie: [after hitting the ball] I ticked it, it hit the bat!
Charlie Catcher: You're ssstill out.
Richie: You're ssstill fat!
Charlie Catcher: You're ssstill out.
Richie: You're ssstill fat!
Movie: The Benchwarmers