The Baytown Outlaws Quotes
[During the break-in at Carlos's house, McQueen fires blindly through a door, then kicks it open and finds Carlos's maid lying on the floor]McQueen Oodie: Oh, shit. My bad, lady. You okay? [No response from the maid, who is plainly dead]
McQueen Oodie: My defense, you do work for an asshole.
McQueen Oodie: My defense, you do work for an asshole.
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Brick Oodie: [looking at Rob]You okay? [Rob can't speak]
Brick Oodie: See? He understands us.
McQueen Oodie: How do you get I'm okay from that?
Brick Oodie: [to Rob]Hey, look, buddy, we ain't gonna hurt you. Celeste sent us. You know Celeste? Hey! See, he understands us just fine.
McQueen Oodie: Once again, how the hell you know what he's sayin'? You the 'tard whisperer?
Brick Oodie: Say that again, I'm gonna kill you.
McQueen Oodie: I'm not...
Brick Oodie: Say that again, I'm gonna kill you.
Brick Oodie: See? He understands us.
McQueen Oodie: How do you get I'm okay from that?
Brick Oodie: [to Rob]Hey, look, buddy, we ain't gonna hurt you. Celeste sent us. You know Celeste? Hey! See, he understands us just fine.
McQueen Oodie: Once again, how the hell you know what he's sayin'? You the 'tard whisperer?
Brick Oodie: Say that again, I'm gonna kill you.
McQueen Oodie: I'm not...
Brick Oodie: Say that again, I'm gonna kill you.
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[as the brothers say their goodbyes to Rob and Celeste, Rob types on Lincoln's speech-box]Rob: [electronic voice]Thank you.
McQueen Oodie: [grins]Well, ain't that some E.T. shit!
McQueen Oodie: [grins]Well, ain't that some E.T. shit!
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[before the final shootout]McQueen Oodie: Hey, Brick?
Brick Oodie: Hmm?
McQueen Oodie: You startin' to think we should have finished school?
Brick Oodie: [chuckles]At least junior high.
Brick Oodie: Hmm?
McQueen Oodie: You startin' to think we should have finished school?
Brick Oodie: [chuckles]At least junior high.
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Brick Oodie: [as McQueen questions him about the job]Why you askin' me so many goddamn questions? Hell, it's a damn simple smash-and-grab! We smash our way in and grab Rob! [in the backseat of the car, Lincoln wakes up]
Brick Oodie: Sorry, Lincoln, but your faggoty little brother won't shut up!
McQueen Oodie: Hey, I'm inquisitive! Is that a crime?
Brick Oodie: [laughing]Inquisitive? Where'd you learn that word, huh? You went and read a book?
McQueen Oodie: It's in my lexicon!
Brick Oodie: Sorry, Lincoln, but your faggoty little brother won't shut up!
McQueen Oodie: Hey, I'm inquisitive! Is that a crime?
Brick Oodie: [laughing]Inquisitive? Where'd you learn that word, huh? You went and read a book?
McQueen Oodie: It's in my lexicon!
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[Brick reveals to McQueen and Lincoln that they once had a younger brother who was disabled like Rob]McQueen Oodie: How'd he die?
Brick Oodie: I don't know. He was there one day, gone the next. I asked Daddy about it one time, but that went over like a fart in church.
Brick Oodie: I don't know. He was there one day, gone the next. I asked Daddy about it one time, but that went over like a fart in church.
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[as the Hood Pirates close on the Oodie Brothers' car, McQueen aims a shotgun at one of them]McQueen Oodie: Hey, Waterworld! You'd better back the fuck up!
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Brick Oodie: Here they come! Strap in Rob, here they come, boys! [the Hood Pirates drive by, dropping a tear gas grenade into the brothers' car and ripping off the door with a grappling hook. When Brick brakes the car to a stop, Rob is gone]
Brick Oodie: They took the kid! I thought I told you to strap him in!
McQueen Oodie: They took the fuckin' door, man! I really don't think a fucking seat belt would have mattered, right?
Brick Oodie: They took the kid! I thought I told you to strap him in!
McQueen Oodie: They took the fuckin' door, man! I really don't think a fucking seat belt would have mattered, right?
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[last lines]Carlos: This better be a box full of fucking cash. [opens the box and sees what's inside]
Carlos: [laughs]You bitch! [BOOM!]
Carlos: [laughs]You bitch! [BOOM!]
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McQueen Oodie: [about Rob]Why you reckon God would make someone like him?
Brick Oodie: What?
McQueen Oodie: Why would God let someone be wronged up like that?
Brick Oodie: I don't... hell, I don't know, man. Hell, why you asking me that, man?
McQueen Oodie: I don't know. I just been thinking about it.
Brick Oodie: Don't ask why God made men like him. I wonder why He made men like us.
Brick Oodie: What?
McQueen Oodie: Why would God let someone be wronged up like that?
Brick Oodie: I don't... hell, I don't know, man. Hell, why you asking me that, man?
McQueen Oodie: I don't know. I just been thinking about it.
Brick Oodie: Don't ask why God made men like him. I wonder why He made men like us.
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[the Hood Pirates' and the Oodie's car speed past a police car, guns blazing. The deputy in the passenger seat quickly turns on the siren, Officer Brown just as quickly turns it off]Officer Brown: [off the younger deputy's look]No... no, indeed. Hell, no.
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Brick Oodie: [aims a gun at Chogan's head]You're about to have a bad day, John Redcorn.
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Diggs: Here they come, just like you said!
Montane: Hey, who the driver? [to Rob]
Montane: You want to see this? We're about to fuck your babysitters up!
Montane: Hey, who the driver? [to Rob]
Montane: You want to see this? We're about to fuck your babysitters up!
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[after finishing their latest hit]Jez: That was quick. I didn't even get off.
Rose: This one's for Carlos.
Jez: Well, that makes it better.
Rose: This one's for Carlos.
Jez: Well, that makes it better.
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