If I Were You Quotes

Lucy: Can I ask you a favor? If I just get brain damage, do you promise to hold a pillow over my face?

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Rainer: Just remember, this entire play is resting on your shoulders. Now, relax.

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Keith: But just remember, God doesn't give us any more than we can carry.
Madelyn: [winces]God has some formula where He can calculate exactly how much pain to inflict on each individual? [scoffs]
Madelyn: Isn't it interesting the things that are supposed to be mindlessly comforting are really, really horrible? You know, when you think about it.

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Madelyn: It's... it's scary. Why? We've been the adults for a long time.
Derek: Hmmm. Maybe because we're next?
Madelyn: Do I feel more mortal? Yes. But little, little, little, little too. Y'know? Like a kid who can't go home when she screws up because home just died in her sleep.

Movie: If I Were You