The Assistant Quotes

Andy Dick: Ebony and Melissa, please step forward. The final two contestants for who can be The Next Andy's Top American Modelly Assistant.

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Andy Dick: [after eliminating Tanika] Tanika has gumption. She really will go far. She's got good head start here, given that my driveway is over a mile and a half long. So, might wanna take a juice box.

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Larten Crepsley: Vampires don't need cellphones.

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