Life As We Know It Quotes

Ben Conner: [about Sue] I just feel like we're closer than ever!
Jonathan Fields: That's so great, man.
Ben Conner: Thanks.
Dino Whitman: Could you two be any more gay?
Jonathan Fields: Well, we could be two guys without girlfriends who have sex with each other. That would be more gay.

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Ben Conner: They say boys think about sex every fifteen seconds. I think about it every five seconds. I mean I'm thinking about it right now.

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Ben Conner: There's a reason I never hook up. I don't know how to talk to girls my age. I mean they think you're weird if you're smart, and I don't know how to act dumb. So I try to think of what they want to talk about and I write it down so I know what to say before I say it but then when I say it, it doesn't sound like that I wanted to say.

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Dino Whitman: Have anything to say, Ben? A cheating mom? petrified penis?

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Jonathan Fields: [in a desperate attempt to cheer up Dino after having discovered his mom's infidelity] This morning I went to the hospital because I thought my penis was going to explode!

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Jonathan Fields: It's like, overnight you've become some kind of a sex expert.
Deborah Tynan: What?
Jonathan Fields: A sexpert!

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