The Andy Dick Show Quotes

Andy: [As Peebop the Clown] You're grandpa went to the big ice cream parlor in the sky!

TV Show: The Andy Dick Show
Himself, Daphne Aquilera, The Boogie Man, etc...: [doing a documentary on a man who thinks his racist dad was a superhero] My Daddy's superhero name was Kaptain Klean, but i don't know what the other K stands for.

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[Ashton Kutcher drops Andy's Dead Cat]
Andy: Ashton Kutcher killed my cat!
Ashton Kutcher: Goddamnit Andy, That cat is dead!
Andy: Yeah, because of you catkiller! Are you gonna go out and drown some puppies now? How about strangle some babies while your at it! YOU KILLED MY CAT ASHTON KUTCHER, I HATE YOU!

TV Show: The Andy Dick Show