The Adventures of Mark Twain Quotes
Eve: It looks like a man. I have never seen a man before, but it looks like one. I think it's the most unusual of the reptiles. It has frizzy hair, no hips, and tapers like a carrot, so it must be a reptile, although it could also be architecture.
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Mark Twain: Stormfield's a man of faith. Means he is willing to believe what he knows ain't so.
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Mark Twain: Ladies and gentlemen, William Shakespeare, the greatest author in the English language is dead.....and I feel far from well myself.
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Tom Sawyer: [Looking at Twain's library] These must be those classics everyone talks about.
Huck Finn: What are classics?
Mark Twain: Something everyone wants to have read but don't want to read.
Huck Finn: What are classics?
Mark Twain: Something everyone wants to have read but don't want to read.
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Tom Sawyer: [Looking at Twain's library] These must be those classics everyone talks about.
Huck Finn: What are classics?
Mark Twain: Something everyone wants to have read but don't want to read.
Huck Finn: What are classics?
Mark Twain: Something everyone wants to have read but don't want to read.
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