The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. Quotes

Amanda Wickwire: You're not an outlaw?
Brisco County Jr.: No.
Amanda Wickwire: Then who are you?
Brisco County Jr.: Brisco County.
Amanda Wickwire: Is that where you're from?
Brisco County Jr.: No ma'm, that's who I am.

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Brisco County Jr.: Bowler, you get men stationed on all the high points in town.
Annie Cavendish: What do I do?
Brisco County Jr.: Annie, get your gun.

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Brisco County Jr.: [in reference to at least one thing per episode] Very fancy!

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Jonah Collier: So, Marshal Brisco County, now that you've rounded up the thirteen most notorious outlaws in all the west, including John Bly, what will do you do for an encore?
Brisco County Sr.: I believe I'll smoke this pipe.

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Peter Hutter: Hello Brisssco.
Brisco County Jr.: Pete Hutter what are you doing out here?
Peter Hutter: Exercising my constitutional right to make the best possible living in a free market economy.

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[Repeated line]
Pete Hutter: You touched my piece. NOBODY touches my piece!

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