The Adventures of Baron Munchausen Quotes

Baron Munchausen: [after being saved by Sally] You horrible little brat! Can't you let me die in peace once in a while?

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Baron Munchausen: I want you to come and help us fight the Turk again.
Albrecht: Oh no, I couldn't do that. No. Not since I found myself. No, now I really know it, I never really wanted to be *big*, and *strong* and lug heavy things about. No. Now I know, I want to be dainty and sensitive. They call me 'The Midgett' down here. I love it. It's bliss.
Berthold: He's gone funny.

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Baron Munchausen: Berthold!
Desmond: The name's Desmond, mate! We're actors, not figments of your imagination! Now get a grip!

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Horatio Jackson: We can't start escaping at a time like this. What would future generations think of us?

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King of the Moon: I'm sorry. You must refer to me by my complete title: King of Everything. Rei di Tutto - but you may call me Ray.
Baron Munchausen: The Sultan is going to cut off my head.
Adolphus: [puzzled] And?
Baron Munchausen: And?!

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Venus: I am a goddess! I can do what I like!
Vulcan: And I am The God, so shut up!

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