For Keeps? Quotes

Mr. Bobrucz: You, Fife, can take your French fruit and stuff it up your big bird!

Movie: For Keeps?
Stan: Why don't we just keep it.
Mr. Babrucz: Grow up! You had a gerbil last year, you forgot to feed it, it died. This baby is going up for adoption, period.
Donna Elliot: No. Darcy is not going to lug this baby around for nine months and get stretch marks so you could give it up to Catholic charities.
Mary Bobrucz: Mom, what are stretch marks?
Mr. Babrucz: Stretch marks are the badge of a real woman. [Mrs. Babrucz covers her face, embarrassed]

Movie: For Keeps?
Stan: You don't take care of bills by stuffing them in a shoebox!... We'll do less entertaining! And there is no reason on God's green earth that we have to have chocolate milk in the fridge at all times! Or French goddamn roast goddamn coffee, with goddamn cinnamon!

Movie: For Keeps?