The Addams Family Quote
Gomez Addams: [narrating amidst tropical scenery] Tired of your regular vacations? Tired of the same old peaceful rift year after year? Then kiss the mundane goodbye! Call Uncle Goner's Travel Agency today for that vacation with a twist! [a van is seen chugging along]
Gomez Addams: Marvel at the majestic beauty of the Grand Canyon! [the van drives off a cliff]
Gomez Addams: Behold the titanic wonder of Niagara Falls! [the van goes over the falls]
Gomez Addams: Relive the elegance of the Orient Express! [the van goes into a tunnel and comes out impaled on a train engine]
Gomez Addams: Or, if, you dare, discover the behind-the-scenes reality that made Gary Indiana famous! [the van is pulled into the train]
Gomez Addams: Uncle Goner's Travel Agency! Call now!
Mr. Normanmeyer: [watching the advertisement] Oh, that's rich!
Gomez Addams: Marvel at the majestic beauty of the Grand Canyon! [the van drives off a cliff]
Gomez Addams: Behold the titanic wonder of Niagara Falls! [the van goes over the falls]
Gomez Addams: Relive the elegance of the Orient Express! [the van goes into a tunnel and comes out impaled on a train engine]
Gomez Addams: Or, if, you dare, discover the behind-the-scenes reality that made Gary Indiana famous! [the van is pulled into the train]
Gomez Addams: Uncle Goner's Travel Agency! Call now!
Mr. Normanmeyer: [watching the advertisement] Oh, that's rich!
TV Show: The Addams Family
