The 79th Annual Academy Awards Quotes

Co-Presenter - Best Makeup: We may not win tonight, but we shall win the ultimate fight, and I'm not speaking in a metaphor, I mean literally: I AM GOING TO FIGHT THE NOMINEES!
Will Farell: I like the way you talk.
Co-Presenter - Best Makeup: HEY, LEO! You think you can date supermodels and win awards? I'm gonna elbow you in the larynx!
Will Farell: Ryan Gosling... you're all hip and now. Well, I'm gonna break your hip... RIGHT NOW!
Co-Presenter - Best Makeup: Hey Peter O'Toole... you're all legendary and English. I'm gonna beat you to the ground, WITH MY NICKELODEON AWARD!
Will Farell: MARK WAHLBERG! WHERE ARE YOU? I won't mess with you. You're actually kinda badass. Once again, I hope we're cool. You are very talented.
Co-Presenter - Best Makeup: And Helen Mirren? You are just hot. What party are you going to?

TV Show: The 79th Annual Academy Awards