The 40 Year Old Virgin Quotes
Andy Stitzer: You know, I may not have had sex, but I could **** you up.
Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin
Mooj: Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you 25?
Andy Stitzer: I'm 40.
Mooj: Holy ****, man you got to get on that.
Andy Stitzer: I'm 40.
Mooj: Holy ****, man you got to get on that.
Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin
Andy Stitzer: Really? All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins too? That's funny... I didn't even know you g-girls talked like that. I think my first time might be your best time too. Well I knew it, you know what? I knew that you'd react that way and I knew that you would want to lead me through my first sexual encounter will all the compassion and care that someone would give to their soulmate.
Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin
David: I dated this woman... wait. Lemme rephrase that. I dated this whore for like two years... and she stomped all over my heart.
Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin
Nicky: You have really kind eyes, you know that?
Andy Stitzer: Thanks. Umm... your hat has sequins.
Andy Stitzer: Thanks. Umm... your hat has sequins.
Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin
Smart Tech Customer: Wait, wait, wait, last thing, last thing. I'm also gonna need that extended warranty on it for the price of... on the house. Hmm?
Jay: That I can't do...
Smart Tech Customer: Now don't be a negro, be my nigga, help me out.
Jay: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I ain't nobody's nigga.
Smart Tech Customer: Well you somebody's nigga wearin this nigga tie.
Jay: Now you bein' condescending see, you've been warned 'aight? Now let's move forward amicably
Smart Tech Customer: Well aight check this out dawg, first of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand 'em I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch ya mouth and help me with the sale.
Jay: Okay, see, see now you found yo self a nigga. You was lookin' for a nigga, nigga here now!
Jay: That I can't do...
Smart Tech Customer: Now don't be a negro, be my nigga, help me out.
Jay: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I ain't nobody's nigga.
Smart Tech Customer: Well you somebody's nigga wearin this nigga tie.
Jay: Now you bein' condescending see, you've been warned 'aight? Now let's move forward amicably
Smart Tech Customer: Well aight check this out dawg, first of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand 'em I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch ya mouth and help me with the sale.
Jay: Okay, see, see now you found yo self a nigga. You was lookin' for a nigga, nigga here now!
Movie: The 40 Year Old Virgin