Supernatural Quotes

Dean Winchester: Does Jessica know the truth about you? I mean, does she know about the things you've done?
Sam Winchester: No. And she's not ever *going* to know.
Dean Winchester: Well that's healthy!

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Dean Winchester: How long's this gonna go on?
Bobby Singer: Here, let me look it up in my demon-detox manual. Oh, wait, no one ever wrote one.

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Emily: [Emily and Dean are tied to trees to be sacrificed to the scarecrow] So, what's the plan?
Dean Winchester: I'm workin' on it. [Hours later]
Emily: You don't have a plan do you?
Dean Winchester: I'm workin' on it!

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Missouri Moseley: [about Sam] That boy. He has such powerful abilities. Why he couldn't sense his own father, I have no idea.
John Winchester: Mary's spirit, do you really think she saved the boys?
Missouri Moseley: I do. [John touches his wedding ring]

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Sam Winchester: Where are you?
Dean Winchester: In the middle of nowhere, with a killer truck on my ass!

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[as Dean fishes tasers out of the trunk]
Sam Winchester: What do you got those amped up to?
Dean Winchester: 100,000 volts.
Sam Winchester: Damn.
Dean Winchester: Yeah, I want this Rawhead extra freakin' crispy. Now remember you only get one shot with these things, so make it count.

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[Dean falls on top of Sam as they sneak through a half open window]
Dean Winchester: Oh, sorry!
Sam Winchester: OK, be quiet.
Dean Winchester: Me be quiet? You be quiet!

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Dean Winchester: [after a nice cop says okie dokie] I like him, he says okie dokie.

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Dean Winchester: [Looking at the haunted hotel] We might even run into Fred and Daphne inside. Mmmm... Daphne. Love her.

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Dean Winchester: [Sam points to a word carved into a telephone pole] Croatoan?
Sam Winchester: Yeah. [Dean stares blankly]
Sam Winchester: Roanoke... lost colony... ring a bell? Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?
Dean Winchester: Yeah. Shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws...
Sam Winchester: That's not school; that's schoolhouse rock!

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Dean Winchester: Come on man. I know Sam, ok? Better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn.

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Dean Winchester: Damn cops.
Sam Winchester: They were just doing their job.
Dean Winchester: No, they were doing our job, only they don't know it so they suck at it.

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Dean Winchester: I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!

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Dean Winchester: I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.

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Dean Winchester: This looks like a zombie pen, Sammy.

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Dean Winchester: Ugh, the thought of him driving my car.
Sam Winchester: Oh, come on.
Dean Winchester: It's killing me!
Sam Winchester: Let it go.

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Dean Winchester: We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous.

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Dean Winchester: What's a P.A.?
Sam Winchester: I think it's kinda like a slave.

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Dean Winchester: Ya' know she could be faking.
Sam Winchester: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? [Dean nods]
Sam Winchester: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?

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McG: Marty, what do you think?
Martin: Not married to salt, what do you want? still sticking with condiments?
McG: Just sounds different, not better. What else would a ghost be scared of?
Walter Dixon: Aww, ya gotta be kidding me.
Martin: [Aside] What would a ghost be scared of? [to McG]
Martin: Maybe shotguns.
McG: K, that makes even less sense than salt.

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Sam Winchester: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean Winchester: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam Winchester: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

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Sam Winchester: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
Dean Winchester: What are you talking about, I eat.

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Sam Winchester: Put the gun down!
Gordon Walker: You shouldn't take your shoes off around here, you could get tetnis.
Sam Winchester: I said 'Put the gun down'!

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Sam Winchester: Well, before we go stabbing things into Cooper, we're gonna wanna make damn sure it's him.
Dean Winchester: You're such a stickler for details, Sammy.

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Sam Winchester: Why'd you let me fall asleep?
Dean Winchester: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?
Sam Winchester: Lollipops and candycanes.

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