That 80s Show Quotes

R.T. Howard: [talking about Patty] So, uh, that was Roger's girlfriend, huh?
Corey Howard: Yeah.
R.T. Howard: Yeah. Yeah, good for him... I think I had her.
Corey Howard: What?
R.T. Howard: Yeah, it was a few years ago on St. Patrick's Day. I was bombed on green beer, and she was as cute as a damn leprechaun.

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Corey Howard: Ugh! What's that smell?
R.T. Howard: That smell is my little entrepreneur.
Katie Howard: I'm making scented candles.
Corey Howard: They smell like death!
Katie Howard: Death? Or pina colada?
Corey Howard: Death!

Movie: That 80s Show
Corey Howard: Heads up! Punk rock rooster at twelve o'clock!
June Tuesday: Did you just make some stupid, middle-class comment about my hair?
Corey Howard: No.
June Tuesday: Oh. Well, what do you ask for? The Blue Lagoon?
Corey Howard: Well, what do you ask for? The Stegosaurus?
June Tuesday: Ow! I'm so not going to the prom with you.

Movie: That 80s Show
Margaret: Are you willing to blow this relationship because you want to make a stand about where you sleep?
June Tuesday: Maybe.
Margaret: Mmm-hmm. Trust me, you will be rewarded by the universe for your efforts as your souls merge into a brilliant cornucopia of light... I'm startin' to wonder if that was really an aspirin Zeke gave me.

Movie: That 80s Show