Test Quotes

Frankie: My lap is your pillow.
Todd: Don't get a boner.
Frankie: You wish.

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Frankie: Jesus, Todd, what are you, twelve?
Todd: [referring to Todd's nudity]I'm not the one that looks like a little boy.

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Todd: I'm sorry I said what I said. You have a totally hot body.
Frankie: You think? Maybe I should sell it and make a little extra cash. Oh, wait. Only a fucking moron would do that.

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Todd: Look at these.
Frankie: Hickeys?
Todd: Yup.
Frankie: Who gave 'em to you?
Todd: Some guy.
Frankie: Does he have a name?
Todd: Probably.

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Jennifer: Need to find you a real man.
Molly: And what's a real man?
Jennifer: One with hair on his titties.

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Frankie: Do you know what scares me the most?
Todd: What?
Frankie: If I get...
Todd: Get what?
Frankie: I can't say it.
Todd: If you get sick, that's how your family finds out. You come out by dying.

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Todd: I hardly ever sleep with anyone my own age. Almost my own age.
Frankie: Yeah, me neither.

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Frankie: Wonder if there's gonna be this, like, wave of monogamy because of all this.
Todd: Well, I mean... it's one way to be sure, right?
Frankie: I guess. It seems so unnatural, though, just being with one person. It's like some sort of massive unnatural challenge. It's like a test.

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