Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Quotes

JB: What do you want, 'Non-Rocker'? This line is reserved for 'Rockers Only', so I can't really talk to you right now!

Movie: Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
KG: Go ahead and sleep on the power couch. Your training begins tomorrow, at the crack of noon.

Movie: Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
JB: This place is kinda... [chewing mushroom]
JB: Juicy.

Movie: Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
KG: Gimme a powerslide. Full throttle.
JB: sssshhhhh... [Hissing while performing a horrible powerslide]
KG: How did that feel?
JB: Really good. How did it look?
KG: Amazing... ly bad.

Movie: Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
KG: Go score me a dime-bag.
JB: A what?
KG: Ten dollars worth of weed. Now listen: Go down to Wake & Bake Pizza, ask for Jojo. Tell him you want the Bob Marley Extra Crispy. He'll know what you're talkin' about.
JB: All right dude, roger that. One Extra Crispy comin' up! [hangs up phone]

Movie: Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
Truck Stop Waitress: What'll you have?
KG: What do you recommend?
Truck Stop Waitress: I recommend you order some food.

Movie: Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny