Teaching Mrs. Tingle Quotes

Mrs. Tingle: Oh, by the way... happy birthday.
Principal Potter: It's not my birthday Mrs Tingle.
Mrs. Tingle: No, not your natal birthday, the AA one. You've been sober, how long is it now?
Principal Potter: Four years
Mrs. Tingle: There! I knew it was this week. Me and dates, you know, that's the curse of being a history teacher. Well congratulations, that's quite an accomplishment. Just think, not one sip of alcohol in over four years, that's almost... unbelievable

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Coach Winchell: But it's me... Spanky.

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Mrs. Tingle: You present yourself with such self-assured tenacity, but your fear shows around the edges. You can do better.
Jo Lynn Jordan: We're trying, Mrs. Tingle. Work with us.

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Principal Potter: Mrs. Tingle, I have waited twenty years to tell you this. You're fired.

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