Tarot: A Documentary Love Story Quotes

Federico: I just booked a period piece film.
Mannie: Really? Is it that new Robert De Niro film?
Federico: No, it's with Orange Coast College. Who's Robert De Niro?
Mannie: Godfather.
Federico: He's your godfather?
Mannie: No. The movie.
Federico: What? What movie?

Movie: Tarot: A Documentary Love Story
Ishamel: One of my clients told me he has a prescription for marijuana. Huh. And it was for back pain. Seems you can get marijuana for almost anything today. Maybe you could get it to taper Jewish guilt.

Movie: Tarot: A Documentary Love Story
Babydills: But I know I'm on the verge of a breakthrough. Please. Just hang in there with me. Ishmael.
Ishamel: I've been doing that for a year and I need to make room for others who are working. Your last big job was playing Deena Delgado on the Wonder Years.

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Drew: You need to be in this thing all the way. Love is like a fairy tale. Navah is your Cinderella and you're her Prince Charming. You need to focus on the happy ending. That's what I do with Gary. When he gets a little cranky, I just remind him what's important.
Babykins: What's that?
Drew: My sweet ass.

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Drew: [takes a bite of cheesecake]This is delicious.
Babydills: Isn't it great? It's vegan, gluten free and dairy free.
Gary: Do you have anything that's vegan free?

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Gary: I think this is a better question.
Babykins: Uh-huh.
Gary: Do you hear a voice? Rather than, do you hear voices?
Babykins: Yeah.
Gary: Makes it more forgiving. Less like you think they're nuts.

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Simon: The irony of documenting a documentary. Actually, if you think about it, I'm documenting a documentary within a documentary. The layers give me shivers.

Movie: Tarot: A Documentary Love Story