Tapeheads Quotes

"Video Vixen #1: [after making the Blender Children's video, the video vixens swarm around Josh and Ivan] Are you guys famous? Video Vixen #2: How do I look? Video Vixen #3: Sign my butt! Video Vixen #1: Teach me to read!

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Ivan Alexeev: Josh, losing those jobs is the best thing that ever happened to us! We're free to pursue our destiny!
Josh Tager: What, abysmal failure?
Ivan Alexeev: Negativity festers in you, man!

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Ivan Alexeev: You look ravishing and I'd like to chew on your thighs.
Samantha Gregory: I thought we had a professional relationship.
Ivan Alexeev: So I'll pay.

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Mo Fuzz: This group is hotter than hot. They've sold more records in Sweden than Abba.

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Video Vixen: [after making the Blender Children's video, the video vixens swarm around Josh with requests] Teach me to read!

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