Tales of the City (mini) Quotes

Michael: [answering phone] The boring residence of Miss Mary Ann Singleton
Mary Ann Singleton: [grabbing receiver] MICHAEL!!!!
Mary Ann's Mother: Mary Ann?
Mary Ann Singleton: oh.. Hi Mom. [takes phone into bedroom]
Mary Ann's Mother: Oh my God. We haven't heard from you in weeks.
Mary Ann Singleton: Sorry. It's been hectic.
Mary Ann's Mother: Who was that man?
Mary Ann Singleton: Who? Oh. Michael. Heeeee's....
Mary Ann's Mother: What's his last name?
Mary Ann Singleton: What?
Mary Ann's Mother: His last name Mary Ann. Don't you KNOW his last name? Oh my God...I saw something like this on McMillan and Wife just last week and...
Mary Ann Singleton: [walking out of bedroom holding receiver aloft for Mona and Michael to hear] What difference does it make what his last name is?
Mary Ann's Mother: You know darling, your father and I were talking and we thought you deserved a chance to try your wings. But we can't just let you throw your life away.
Mary Ann Singleton: It's my life to throw Mom.
Mary Ann's Mother: No it's not. Not when you apparently don't have the maturity to...
Mary Ann Singleton: Well how would you know?
Mary Ann's Mother: Mary Ann, a strange man answered the phone.
Mary Ann Singleton: He's not a strange man Mom. He's a homosexual [mouthing shhhhhhh to Mona and Michael as Mona makes devil's antennae over Michael's head]
Mary Ann's Mother: WHAT?
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Movie: Tales of the City (mini)
[Mary Ann and Connie are at a disco]
Connie Bradshaw: The trick is to look bored with it all.
Mary Ann Singleton: That shouldn't be hard. I though if we were going out we'd go to Chinatown for some dim sum or...
Connie Bradshaw: Hon, if you wanna get laid I wouldn't make Chinatown your first stop.
Mary Ann Singleton: I didn't say anything about getting laid.
Connie Bradshaw: You don't have to for Christ's sake. Look, if you can deal with your sexuality, you're gonna get screwed but good in this town.
Mary Ann Singleton: [sarcastic] Oh, I like that. You make it sound like a country-western song.
Connie Bradshaw: Come on, and try not looking like Tricia Nixon reviewing the troops.

Movie: Tales of the City (mini)