Dave Made a Maze Quotes

Gordon: Did she die, or did she just turn into a craft project?

Movie: Dave Made a Maze
Dave: I wasn't striving for anything. I just wanted to make something. And I can't sit on my couch and watch t.v. or think that the internet is going to inspire me because I'm f***ing thirty years old. And my parents are still giving me money. And I bore the s**t out of them. And I work jobs that I hate that I have to beg to get. Do you know what it means to be broke? It means that you are broken. That you don't work.

Movie: Dave Made a Maze
Dave: Aah! Everyone are assholes!
Harry: Is.
Dave: Everyone is assholes! No, that doesn't sound right.

Movie: Dave Made a Maze
Dave: Where's that beard at!
Gordon: The beard's on my face!
Dave: I said where's that beard at!
Gordon: I said the beard's on my face!
Dave: What you say?
Gordon: I said the beard's on my face!

Movie: Dave Made a Maze
Gordon: I can't believe you actually made this.
Dave: Well, it's not finished yet. But pretty cool, huh? The interesting thing is that I started in the center and built outward like a seashell.
Gordon: The interesting thing is that you got lost.

Movie: Dave Made a Maze