Sweet Movie Quotes

Chloe: I may not be a size 1 or 2, but I have more talent in my thumbnail than you do in your self-obsessed-no-talent-design little scrawny behind!

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Dr. Mittelfinger: In all my years of practice, I've never seen anything so sweet. A rosebud.

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Jacquie: Hell no! What are you? Brain death? Bring it! Briiing it!
Taylor: [giggles]

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Jeremiah Muscle: I have my own advertising slogan: "Try me. I'm delicious."

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Mr. Kapital: [Mr. Kapital and Miss Canada in a helicopter flying above the Niagara Falls] You see that little fountain down there? [points down to Niagara Falls]
Miss Monde 1984: Yes.
Mr. Kapital: It's gonna be my biggest undertaking in landscape architecture. I'm gonna buy it from the Canadian Government. I'm gonna renovate it, redecorate it. Get rid of the water, turn off the falls. [Laughs]
Mr. Kapital: I'm gonna install an electronic, synthetic, laser moving image in livin' color. In livin' color, honey! Yeah. And we're gonna have a huge quadraphonic sound system. Yeah! Of the royal waters. Yeah! We're gonna have the best sight and sound system available. Unaffected by weather conditions. [laughing]

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Taylor: Isn't it amazing how the internet makes everything you say sound 300 times sluttier.

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