Sweeney 2 Quotes

Beadle: Mr. Todd. Strange, sir. It seems your face is known to me.
Mrs. Lovett: Him? [laughs]
Mrs. Lovett: That's a laugh, him being me uncle's cousin and arrived from Birmingham only yesterday.
Sweeney Todd: And yet already, I have heard Beadle Bamford spoken of with great respect.
Beadle: Well, sir, I do try for my neighbors. Fleet Street, eh? Above your pie shop, ma'am?
Mrs. Lovett: That's it, sir.
Beadle: Then, Mr. Todd, you shall surely be seing me before the week is out.
Sweeney Todd: You will be welcome, Beadle Bamford, and I guarantee to give you, without a penny's charge, the closest shave you will ever know.

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Nellie Lovett: Since marine doesn't appeal to you, how about Rear Admiral?
Sweeney Todd: No, no. It's too salty. I prefer... General.
Nellie Lovett: With or without 'is privates? With, is extra!

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Sweeney Todd: [singing] Have charity towards the world, my pet.
Nellie Lovett: [singing] Yes, yes, I know, my love.
Sweeney Todd: [singing] We'll take the customers that we can get.
Nellie Lovett: [singing] High-born and and low, my love.
Sweeney Todd: [singing] We'll not discriminate great from small. No, we'll serve anyone...
Sweeney Todd, Nellie Lovett: [singing together] - meaning anyone, and to anyone, at all!

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Sweeney Todd: All right! You, sir! How about a shave? Come and visit your good friend Sweeney! You sir, too sir? Welcome to the grave! I will have vengeance - I will have salvation! Who sir? You sir? No one in the chair, come on! Come on! Sweeney's waiting! I want you bleeders. Who sir? Anybody? Gentlemen, now don't be shy! Not one man, no! Nor ten men, nor a HUNDRED can assuage me! I will have YOU! [laughs]

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[Judge Turpin leaves from the barbershop thanks to Anthony's blundering]
Sweeney Todd: [quietly] Out.
Anthony Hope: Mr. Todd... you have to help me!
Sweeney Todd: [louder] Out.
Anthony Hope: [persistent] Mr. Todd, please, I...
Sweeney Todd: [roars] *Out*! [Anthony runs out, and Mrs. Lovett hurries in]
Mrs. Lovett: [arriving] All this running and shouting, wot's going on?
Sweeney Todd: [sings] I had him! His throat was bare, beneath my hand!
Mrs. Lovett: There, there, dear, calm down...
Sweeney Todd: No! I had him! His throat was there, and now he'll never come again!
Mrs. Lovett: [sings to calm him] Easy now. Hush, love, hush. / I keep telling you,
Sweeney Todd: *When*?
Mrs. Lovett: What's your rush?
Sweeney Todd: Why did I wait? / You told me to wait! / Now he'll never come again! [he goes toward the window and looks at it]
Sweeney Todd: There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, / And it's filled with people who are filled with shit, / And the vermin of the world inhabit it, / But not for loooong!

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