Stuck on You Quotes

Bob: We flew over the Grand Canyon on our way out here.
May: Really?
Bob: Yeah, it's way different from the Vineyard. You know, with the big hole and shit. Um, and it's orange.

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Mimmy: Bob, the people at Table 14 are really hungry, where's the food?
Bob: How much time have I got left?
Mimmy: You're already fourteen minutes over!
Bob: Well then, what are they *****ing about? They're gonna get a free meal.

Movie: Stuck on You
Walt: Are you kidding? You could win an humanitarian award for how nice you were to us.
Cher: Aww... no. Well, really, is there talk of me getting one?
Walt: No, no, it's just a figure of speech.

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Walt: What's a four-letter word for snatch?
Bob: Grab.
Walt: Oh... right. Whoopsie.

Movie: Stuck on You
[from trailer]
Bob: We share a liver.
April: Are you sure you even need a liver?

Movie: Stuck on You