Strongbad_email.exe - Disc Five (V) Quotes
Strong Bad: [checking one last email on the Tandy 400] Green lines. Green, green, lines, it's a Strong Bad Email again.
E-mail: dearest strong bad do you remember the email you deleted the hardest sincerly... [sic]
E-mail: ...josh oakland
Strong Bad: Well, let's just see here. Zero capitalization, misspelling, lack of punctuation... looks like a winner to me! [typing response]
Strong Bad: Dearest Josho, I have some good news for you! I DO remember the email that I deleted the hardest. And I'm still remembering it right now! Homestar! Little help, please! [Homestar starts pouring Mountain Dew into one of the Tandy's cracks]
Homestar Runner: I'm way ahead of ya, SB.
Strong Bad: Then, we'll just add some of The King of Town's fizzy denture tablets.
The King of Town: [offscreen] Thems is my after-dinner mints! [Strong Bad pours the tablets into the crack]
Strong Bad: And now if you'd please turn in your hymnals, and join me in singing number 119, a-deleted. [Strong Bad strikes a key, causing the word "DELETED!" to appear on the computer screen in a Gothic font]
Strong Bad, Homestar Runner: [singing in unison] Deleted! [Strong Bad then impales the keyboard with a pick-axe and the Tandy 400 explodes into green square pixels, creating a bad graphics mushroom cloud]
Strong Bad: Good-bye, old girl. They'll always say you went out in a blaze of green rectangular glory.
E-mail: dearest strong bad do you remember the email you deleted the hardest sincerly... [sic]
E-mail: ...josh oakland
Strong Bad: Well, let's just see here. Zero capitalization, misspelling, lack of punctuation... looks like a winner to me! [typing response]
Strong Bad: Dearest Josho, I have some good news for you! I DO remember the email that I deleted the hardest. And I'm still remembering it right now! Homestar! Little help, please! [Homestar starts pouring Mountain Dew into one of the Tandy's cracks]
Homestar Runner: I'm way ahead of ya, SB.
Strong Bad: Then, we'll just add some of The King of Town's fizzy denture tablets.
The King of Town: [offscreen] Thems is my after-dinner mints! [Strong Bad pours the tablets into the crack]
Strong Bad: And now if you'd please turn in your hymnals, and join me in singing number 119, a-deleted. [Strong Bad strikes a key, causing the word "DELETED!" to appear on the computer screen in a Gothic font]
Strong Bad, Homestar Runner: [singing in unison] Deleted! [Strong Bad then impales the keyboard with a pick-axe and the Tandy 400 explodes into green square pixels, creating a bad graphics mushroom cloud]
Strong Bad: Good-bye, old girl. They'll always say you went out in a blaze of green rectangular glory.
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[Coach Z holds a pear covered in eyeballs as black coffee streams down his mouthless face. Homestar suddenly appears in front of him]
Homestar Runner: [mimicking backwards speech] Coach Z, if you're not going to eat that eyeball pear... [he clears his throat and speaks in a normal voice]
Homestar Runner: ...I suggest you give it to someone who will.
Coach Z: [nervously] I don't know what's going on, Homestar, but I'm not at liberty to discuss what I just did in my pants!
Homestar Runner: [mimicking backwards speech] Coach Z, if you're not going to eat that eyeball pear... [he clears his throat and speaks in a normal voice]
Homestar Runner: ...I suggest you give it to someone who will.
Coach Z: [nervously] I don't know what's going on, Homestar, but I'm not at liberty to discuss what I just did in my pants!
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Homestar Runner: [to Marzipan, about Strong Bad's secret identities] Maybe I should get me one of them pseudonames.
Strong Sad: [coming in, speaking in a hyperactive voice] It's "-nym"! It's "-nym"! It's "pseudonym"! Not "pseudoname"! I can't take it anymore! "Nym", "nym", "nym"! It's a Greek word for "name"! Pseudonym! Pseudonym!
Strong Sad: [coming in, speaking in a hyperactive voice] It's "-nym"! It's "-nym"! It's "pseudonym"! Not "pseudoname"! I can't take it anymore! "Nym", "nym", "nym"! It's a Greek word for "name"! Pseudonym! Pseudonym!
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Strong Bad: [singing] You've got the munch, the crisp and the crunch, living in the gutter with Grandma! When life pulls you in, you go for the win! Y2K turned out all right! SBLOUNSKCHED! You can do it! SBLOUNSKCHED! Crunchy chew it! Who's got the money? You got SBLOUNSKCHED!
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[Strong Bad has arrived in a vector field and met Vector 3D Strong Bad. Then Stinkoman arrives]
Stinkoman: Hey, guys! How's challenges?
Vector 3D Strong Bad: What it is, my doge?
Strong Bad: Whoa, you two know each other?
Stinkoman: Oh, totally sure! He's my training simulator. Check it out! [Vector 3D Strong Bad moves about, shooting 3D geometric attacks from his mouth, while Strong Bad and Stinkoman dodge them by jumping about. Then it ends]
Stinkoman: [to Strong Bad] Nice work, big nose.
Strong Bad: Big nose?
Stinkoman: Your nose!
Stinkoman: Hey, guys! How's challenges?
Vector 3D Strong Bad: What it is, my doge?
Strong Bad: Whoa, you two know each other?
Stinkoman: Oh, totally sure! He's my training simulator. Check it out! [Vector 3D Strong Bad moves about, shooting 3D geometric attacks from his mouth, while Strong Bad and Stinkoman dodge them by jumping about. Then it ends]
Stinkoman: [to Strong Bad] Nice work, big nose.
Strong Bad: Big nose?
Stinkoman: Your nose!
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[Strong Bad continues to narrate peoples' lives like movie trailers. He heads over to Bubs' Concession Stand where he sees Bubs talking to Coach Z. Dramatic music plays throughout the scene]
Strong Bad: [dramatically] In a post-apocalyptic world where weird old men survive on boring conversations...
Bubs: [to Coach Z] I suppose we could talk about my napkin friend for another couple hours. [He holds up a napkin]
Strong Bad: ...a line will be drawn.
Coach Z: [to Bubs] YOUR napkin? Well, it's got my snot balls on it.
Strong Bad: A hero will rise.
Bubs: [to Coach Z] Man, you don't even have a nose!
Strong Bad: And an empire will fall. [Bubs closes the metal gate of his stand. The gate has the words "4actor Z" written on it in graffiti]
Strong Bad: "Factor Z"!
Strong Bad: [dramatically] In a post-apocalyptic world where weird old men survive on boring conversations...
Bubs: [to Coach Z] I suppose we could talk about my napkin friend for another couple hours. [He holds up a napkin]
Strong Bad: ...a line will be drawn.
Coach Z: [to Bubs] YOUR napkin? Well, it's got my snot balls on it.
Strong Bad: A hero will rise.
Bubs: [to Coach Z] Man, you don't even have a nose!
Strong Bad: And an empire will fall. [Bubs closes the metal gate of his stand. The gate has the words "4actor Z" written on it in graffiti]
Strong Bad: "Factor Z"!
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