Stepmom Quotes

[after Anna has called and hung up twice]
Isabel: Hello?... What is your problem, asshole?
Anna Harrison: YOU are my problem!

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Isabel: If you meet me back here in 1 hour, I will prove to you why you hired me... even though I wouldn't sleep with you

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Ben Harrison: Do you think Isabel's pretty?
Jackie Harrison: Sure... if you like big teeth.

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Isabel: [argueing with Jackie, after giving Anna some advice about a guy] What is it that your worried about, looking bad at the P.T.A?

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Isabel: You look tired.
Jackie Harrison: I hate when people say that. It's like a polite way of telling you that you look like ****.

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Luke: Anna! You do NOT run out on your mother!
Anna Harrison: No, that's your job.

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