Star Tours Quotes

G2-4T: Have any of you humanoid's flown on a StarSpeeder before? Well, I hope you enjoy your tour. Now, Now, please keep your party together as you approach the loading concourse. Heh, that is, if you ever like to see them again. If not, you can say goodbye now, heh heh heh.

Movie: Star Tours
G2-4T: Gee, I hope the new StarSpeeders run better then the one that brought me here. What a bucket of bolts! You'll never get me on one of those things in a billion light years! [computer warbles]
G2-4T: Yeah, Chief. [computer warbles]
G2-4T: What's that? Don't worry, those humanoids out there can't hear a word I am saying, as long as I have the comlink switched off. [computer warbles]
G2-4T: Huh, it's not? Oh oh... [to guests waiting in line]
G2-4T: Say, are you the lucky people that are gonna ride the new StarSpeeder 3000? Hey, wait til you see it! It's a real beauty, and what a ride! Smooth as transmission fluid! You'll never forget it!... Although you probably wish you could...

Movie: Star Tours
G2-9T: Now, was I suppose to weld that logic module positive to positive or negative to negative? No, no, I'm positive it was negative to positive, absolutely positive.

Movie: Star Tours
REX: [StarSpeeder nears a huge comet] I have a very bad feeling about this!

Movie: Star Tours
REX: Oh, no! We're caught in a tractor beam!
Red Leader: Star Tours? What are you doing here? This is a combat zone. It is restricted. Ease off on your main thruster.

Movie: Star Tours