The Monster Squad Quotes

Det. Del Crenshaw: Suck on this you son of a bitch!

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Patrick: Your not a virgin are you? No? What do you mean No?
Patrick's Sister: Well, Steve but he doesn't count.
Patrick: Doesn't Count?

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Phoebe: [outside the tree house, wanting to join the club] Mom says you have to let me in or else it's prescription!
Sean: That's 'discrimination' jerkoid! Prescription is drugs, which you're on if you think you're getting in here!

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Rudy: You dropped your candy bar, E.J.
E.J.: It's his.
Rudy: It's yours now.
E.J.: Rudy!
Rudy: Eat.
E.J.: Rudy, I'm not gonna...
Rudy: Eat up! Then we'll call it a day.

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Sean: If we pull this off, I'm gonna ****!

Movie: The Monster Squad