Squidbillies Quote
Satan: I'm gonna own you all, just like I own this little bitch here! Come on. Come to daddy.
Rusty: Wait a minute, now. I thought you said this was free. I didn't have to do nuthin' for it.
Satan: Listen to the little whiny bitch. Boy, he's really gonna hate it when he gets to Hell.
Rusty: I don't wanna go to hell! Come on, do something, Daddy!
Satan: You know, it's actually not much worse than your current situation. I mean, yeah, we have really high taxes, but hey, you earn real money at least. I mean, we do have jobs down there. It's not everything you hear.
Rusty: Oh, really?
Satan: Hahaha, no! You are raped by fire all day! And the days are longer down there! Oh, there's plenty to drink. You know what you drink? FIRE, motherstuffer, that's what! Dinner? That's a root that makes you thirsty for more flippin' fire! You understand? It's ridiculous what I've set up down there!
Rusty: Wait a minute, now. I thought you said this was free. I didn't have to do nuthin' for it.
Satan: Listen to the little whiny bitch. Boy, he's really gonna hate it when he gets to Hell.
Rusty: I don't wanna go to hell! Come on, do something, Daddy!
Satan: You know, it's actually not much worse than your current situation. I mean, yeah, we have really high taxes, but hey, you earn real money at least. I mean, we do have jobs down there. It's not everything you hear.
Rusty: Oh, really?
Satan: Hahaha, no! You are raped by fire all day! And the days are longer down there! Oh, there's plenty to drink. You know what you drink? FIRE, motherstuffer, that's what! Dinner? That's a root that makes you thirsty for more flippin' fire! You understand? It's ridiculous what I've set up down there!
TV Show: Squidbillies
