SpongeBob SquarePants Quote

[SpongeBob has a jellyfish on a leash]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, Squidward. Meet my new pet.
Squidward: That's no pet. That's a wild animal.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No he isn't. He can do tricks. [Throwing a stick]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Fetch! [Jellyfish fetches stick]
SpongeBob SquarePants: [holding up three fingers] How many fingers am I holding up? [Jellyfish buzzes three times]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Play dead! [Jellyfish is buried under a tombstone, then comes out]
Squidward: I wouldn't let that thing in my house even if it was potty-trained. [Jellyfish is sitting on a toilet, reading the newspaper and humming]
Squidward: I didn't need to see that.

TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants

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