SpongeBob SquarePants Quote

Squidward: It's freezing in here! How cold does Krabs keep this place anyway? [looks at the thermostat which reads 62 degrees, much to his disgust] 62 DEGREES!? [with confidence] I'm gonna set to a toasty 63. [turns the thermostat dial slightly clockwise; an siren goes off and a red light flashes]
Mr. Krabs: [bursts through the door to his office]WHOOOOO TOUCHED ME THERMOSTAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!?[everyone points to Squidward]
Squidward: [to Spongebob] Oh, thanks a-- [Mr. Krabs grabs him in the jugular]
Spongebob: You're welcome, Squidward.
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, you're always going on about your book club. READ THIS!! [points to a poster above the thermostat that reads "DO NOT TOUCH THERMOSTAT EVER!
Squidward: Do not touch thermostat ever. [Mr. Krabs sets it back]
Mr. Krabs: HEAT COSTS MONEY!! There's two ways to get on me bad side, boys. I don't like kids playing in me yard, and nobody but me, touches me thermostat!
Squidward: That's totally selfish!
Spongebob: Yeah! Your yard is really fun! There are kids playing in it right now.
Mr. Krabs: WHAT?!?!?!?!

TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants

COMMENTS

You must be a Quotesoup.com member to leave a comment