SpongeBob SquarePants Quote

Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward: No it doesn't!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Squidward: It's not working, Patrick.
Patrick: Darn it.
Spongebob: Uh, Squidward, you're stepping on my foot.
Squidward: Oh! Sorry, Spongebob.
Patrick: And you got your elbow in my ribs.
Squidward: [looks down and sees his elbow in a plate of ribs] Ew... Patrick!
Patrick: And stop stepping on my potato salad! [pushes Squidward]
Squidward: Stop pushing me, Patrick! [pushes him back]
Patrick: Oh, you mean like this? [pushes him]
Squidward: No, like this! [pushes him; the camera pans to SpongeBob as fighting sounds are heard]
SpongeBob: We shouldn't fight in here! This is a magical place...
[camera pans to outside the well]
Squidward: Patrick, get off of me!
[camera pans back to the bottom of the well, Patrick is sitting on Squidward]
Squidward: PATRICK! I told you I am claustrophobic!
Patrick: Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Claus here!
Squidward: PATRICK!!

TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants

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