SpongeBob SquarePants Quote

Squidward: I'd like a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenail clippings, and nose hairs.
SpongeBob: Yes, sir!
Squidward: And I'd like it here in five seconds.
[SpongeBob leaves and returns with a Krabby Patty]
SpongeBob: Here you are, sir!
Mr. Krabs: Well, you've got your stinky sandwich. Now eat it!
Squidward: Oh, I'm not going eat it! You are. [hands it to Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: Wha-? You're out of your mind if you think I'm gonna eat that!
SpongeBob: [whispers to Mr. Krabs] That's not really a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenail clippings, and nose hairs.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, I get you boy. [winks] All right, Squidward.
[Mr. Krabs bites into the patty, but sticks his tongue out in disgust. On it, there are toenail clippings and nose hairs]
SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr. Krabs. We were all out of cheese.
[Scene cuts to Patrick's room which is coated with cheese]
Patrick: Hooray!

TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants

COMMENTS

You must be a Quotesoup.com member to leave a comment