SpongeBob SquarePants Quote

[SpongeBob and Patrick are fighting over the invisible paint, they accidentally make their clothes disappear]
Patrick: Hey, the invisible spray works!
Tom: [drives the tour bus up right next to them] And on your right if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of spray paint! [the passengers laugh as the bus drives away]
SpongeBob: AAH! Oh my gosh, Patrick, help me find our clothes! [starts to search through the dirt]
Patrick: [sprays Spongebob's hand and laughs] I gotta hand it to you, SpongeBob, you look kind of funny!
SpongeBob: [screams] Righty, where are you!? [Patrick laughs off-screen] No one messes with Righty! [takes the spraypaint from Patrick with his invisible hand] We'll see how you like it! [sprays a big hole in his stomach] Kinda gives you an empty feeling, doesn't it?
Patrick: [takes back the paint] Yeah. [erases the top right hand corner of SpongeBob's head, along with his eye] I see what you mean!
SpongeBob: [erases Patrick's crotch] No guts, no glory! [laughs]
Narrator: Several bad puns later...

TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants

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