SpongeBob SquarePants Quote

Tattle-tale Strangler: For all we know, he could be the Strangler.
Patrick: I'm the Strangler? I should've known! I gotta turn myself in! Aaah! [runs out to the police station, smashing though SpongeBob's house's wall on the way]
Spongebob So Patrick's the Strangler. [the Strangler starts fuming] Gee, ya think you know a guy-
Strangler: HE'S NOT THE STRANGLER!!!!
Spongebob: He's not?
Strangler: [tears off phoney moustache]I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spongebob: Hey, how'd you do that without shaving cream?
Strangler: Aw, it's a fake you idiot! I bought it at the party store!!!!!!
Squidward: Did somebody say party?

TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants

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