SpongeBob SquarePants Quote

SpongeBob: [wearing a dress, speaking in heavy feminine country accent] Oh, my. This purse is so big and heavy.
Patrick: [wearing robber garb] Hold it right there, ma’am. I’ll be taking that! [grabs purse]
SpongeBob: [screams] Hay-ulp! Hay-ulp! Hay-ulp! [Barnacle Boy stomps over]
Patrick: [hiding] It's working!
SpongeBob: Why, are you here to rescue little ol' me?
Barnacle Boy: PIPE DOWN! You're gonna wake Mermaid Man and he's ornery when his nap is disturbed. [Mermaid Man is seen with his face frozen in place]
SpongeBob: Ever alert, Mermaid Man has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open!
Barnacle Boy: Confound it! Get away from him!
Mermaid Man: [to Barnacle Boy]STOP SHOUTIN'! I'M NAPPIN'!
Barnacle Boy: IT'S NOT ME, YA OL' COOT!!!!!!

TV Show: SpongeBob SquarePants

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