Spider-Man: Homecoming Quotes

Spider-Man: [webs Davis's hand to his car]'s going to dissolve in two hours.
Aaron Davis: No. No, no! You're going to fix this!
Spider-Man: Two hours! You deserve that!
Aaron Davis: I've got ice cream!
Spider-Man: You're a criminal! Bye, Mr. Criminal!

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[from trailer] Adrian Toomes: Don't mess with me. Because I will kill you, and everybody you love.

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Adrian Toomes: [Turns a gun to Peter]Does she know?
Peter Parker: Know what?
Adrian Toomes: So she doesn't, good. Close to the vest, I admire that. I've got a few secrets of my own. Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date! Peter, nothing is more important than family. You saved my daughter's life, and I could never forget something like that, so I'll give you one chance. You ready? You walk through those doors, and you forget any of this happened. And don't you ever, ever interfere with my business again, because if you do, I'll kill you, and everyone that you love. I'll kill you dead. That's what I'll do to protect my family. Pete, you understand? Hey. I just saved your life. Now, what do you say?
Peter Parker: [Awkwardly]Thank you.
Adrian Toomes: You're welcome. Now, you go in there, and you show my daughter a good time, okay? Just not too good.

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Street Vendor: Hey! You're that spider guy from TV!
Spider-Man: Call me Spider-Man.
Street Vendor: Ok, Spider-Man. Do a flip. [Spider-Man does a flip]
Street Vendor: YEAH!

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[after punching Spider-Man into a bus using the Shocker Gauntlet] Herman Schultz: You know, I wasn't too sure about this at first, but... damn!

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[from trailer] May Parker: [to Peter]You have to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.

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[from trailer] Peter Parker: [about Tony]I'm just sick of him treating me like a kid all the time!
Ned Leeds: But you are a kid!

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[from trailer] Peter Parker: So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials, or an interview.

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Adrian Toomes: [pulls up to a red traffic light]That's terrible what happened down there in DC, though. Were you scared? I bet you were glad when your old pal Spider-Man showed up in the elevator, though, huh?
Peter Parker: Yeah, well, I- I- I actually didn't go up. I saw it all from the ground. Pretty lucky that he was there that day.
Adrian Toomes: [traffic light turns green]Good old Spider-Man.

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Anne Marie Hoag: Attention, please! In accordance with Executive Order 396-B, all post-battle clean-up operations are now under our jurisdiction. Thank you for your service; we'll take it from here.

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Tony Stark: Previously on Peter screws the pooch, I tell you to stay away from this. Instead, you hacked a multi-million dollar suit so you could sneak around behind my back doing the one thing I told you not to do.
Peter Parker: Is everyone okay?
Tony Stark: No thanks to you.
Peter Parker: No thanks to me? Those weapons were out there and I tried to tell you about it, but you didn't listen. None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me! If you even cared, you'd actually be here. [Tony Stark steps out of the suit to reveal that he IS in fact there]
Tony Stark: I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? Do you know that I was the only one who believed in you? Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a fourteen-year-old kid.
Peter Parker: I'm fifteen.
Tony Stark: No, this is where you zip it, alright? The adult is talking! What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? 'Cause that's on you. And if you died, I feel like that's on me. I don't need that on my conscience.
Peter Parker: Yes sir. I...
Tony Stark: Yes.
Peter Parker: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Tony Stark: Sorry doesn't cut it.
Peter Parker: I understand. I just-I just wanted to be like you.
Tony Stark: And I wanted you to be better. Okay, it's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back.
Peter Parker: For how long?
Tony Stark: Forever. [Peter starts to cry]
Tony Stark: Yeah. Yeah, that's how it works.
Peter Parker: No, no. Please.
Tony Stark: Let's have it.
Peter Parker: You don't understand! Please, this is all I have! I'm nothing without this suit!
Tony Stark: If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it, okay? God, I sound l

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[from trailer] Adrian Toomes: [to Peter]I want you to understand... I'll do anything to protect my family. I know you know what I'm talking about.

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Peter Parker: No, Spider-Man isn't a party trick! I'm just gonna be myself.
Ned Leeds: Peter, nobody wants that!

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Peter Parker: It is I, Thor, son of Odin!

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[Spider-Man interrogates Aaron Davis in a comical manner] Aaron Davis: Can I give you some advice? You gotta get better at this part of the job.

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Aaron Davis: [on phone]I'm sorry, Miles. I'm not gonna make it... Yeah, I'm stuck.

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Peter Parker: We should probably stop staring before it gets weird.
Michelle: Too late, you guys are losers.
Ned Leeds: Then why do you sit with us?
Michelle: Because I don't have any friends.

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[from trailer] Michelle: [as the Washington Monument is attacked]My friends are up there!

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Michelle: Excuse me, can we go already? Because I was hoping to get in some light protesting in front of an embassy before dinner.
Mr. Harrington: Protesting is patriotic.

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Adrian Toomes: [pulls up to a red traffic light]That's terrible what happened down there in DC, though. Were you scared? I bet you were glad when your old pal Spider-Man showed up in the elevator, though, huh?
Spider-Man: Yeah, well, I- I- I actually didn't go up. I saw it all from the ground. Pretty lucky that he was there that day.
Adrian Toomes: [traffic light turns green]Good old Spider-Man.

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Spider-Man: Hey big guy quit moving around!
Ned Leeds: I'm sorry, so sorry sir.

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Spider-Man: It is really cool seeing you guys in person.

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[first lines] Adrian Toomes: Things are never gonna be the same. I mean, look at this. You got aliens. You got big green guys tearing down buildings. When I was kid, I used to draw cowboys and Indians.
Phineas Mason: Actually, it's Native America, but whatever.

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Peter Parker: Previously on Peter screws the pooch, I tell you to stay away from this. Instead, you hacked a multi-million dollar suit so you could sneak around behind my back doing the one thing I told you not to do.
Tony Stark: Is everyone okay?
Peter Parker: No thanks to you.
Tony Stark: No thanks to me? Those weapons were out there and I tried to tell you about it, but you didn't listen. None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me! If you even cared, you'd actually be here. [Tony Stark steps out of the suit to reveal that he IS in fact there]
Peter Parker: I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? Do you know that I was the only one who believed in you? Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a fourteen-year-old kid.
Tony Stark: I'm fifteen.
Peter Parker: No, this is where you zip it, alright? The adult is talking! What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? 'Cause that's on you. And if you died, I feel like that's on me. I don't need that on my conscience.
Tony Stark: Yes sir. I...
Peter Parker: Yes.
Tony Stark: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Peter Parker: Sorry doesn't cut it.
Tony Stark: I understand. I just-I just wanted to be like you.
Peter Parker: And I wanted you to be better. Okay, it's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back.
Tony Stark: For how long?
Peter Parker: Forever. [Peter starts to cry]
Peter Parker: Yeah. Yeah, that's how it works.
Tony Stark: No, no. Please.
Peter Parker: Let's have it.
Tony Stark: You don't understand! Please, this is all I have! I'm nothing without this suit!
Peter Parker: If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it, okay? God, I sou

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Steve Rogers: Hi, I'm Captain America. Here to talk to you about one of the most valuable traits a student or soldier can have. Patience. Sometimes, patience is the key to victory. Sometimes, it leads to very little, and it seems like it's not worth it, and you wonder why you waited so long for something so disappointing... How many more of these?

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Aunt May: [after seeing Peter with Spider-Man suit]What the Fu...

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[Peter's face is turning pale white, after finding out that Toomes is Liz's father] Adrian Toomes: Hey, you up for some bourbon, some gin, rum?
Spider-Man: I'm not old enough to drink.
Adrian Toomes: Right answer. [winks]

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Peter Parker: Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriends dad.

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