Spidarlings Quotes

The Fairy Godmother: Bad boys don't get any wishes... so fuck you!

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Gena: Darling, you know I heard the other day that in Thailand; if you are homeless you can just live by the beach... I thought that was so you.

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Matilda: I'm just going to borrow your chainsaw.
Girl at bar: I didn't know we had a chainsaw.

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Eden: Are you trying to pull a Sylvia Plath?

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Adam: Strict orders... apple juice!

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Alfred: This horse-toothed cunt just called me a dwarf.
The Bear: Never you mind, she's foreign and her English not very good!

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Eden: Let's buy drugs!
Matilda: We need to stock up on essentials!
Eden: Drugs are essential!

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Eden: You know what's great about capitalism?

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Mr. Banner: You look like you provoke people... and spiders.

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Tracy: Don't frown Eraserhead.

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Eden: It's my movie and I die if I want to.

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Matilda: He raped our fridge.

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The Diva: You know what they say... save a horse, ride a cowboy!

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The Fairy Godmother: With the current economic situation the way it is; It's only a matter of time until the hungry masses rise up and eat every monarch in sight!

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Eden: Jesus Christ!
The Landlord: What? Cheese is sliced?

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Eden's Dad: Look, it's the Milkman!
Eden: Another shameless exploiter of animals.

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Matilda: All the kids started crying... and the priest threw holy water at me.
Gena: What a delightful gag.

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Lacy: What do you think is keeping Tracy?
Stacy: I heard from reliable sources that she is doing gang-bang videos now... with up to ten guys... Men just throw themselves into a pile and do it anywhere.
Lacy: You know I don't pity her at all. It's what she deserves, besides I can be Tracy now.

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