Pork Pie Quotes

Jon: You're gonna lose your licence
Luke: I don't have a licence

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Luke: Bro, you got a death wish?

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Jon: A shit sandwich without the bread? What kind of feedback is that?
Luke: It's a metaphor. Like imagine a sandwich with just the shit bits...
Jon: Yeah
Luke: And no bread.

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Motorcycle Cop: Afternoon, sir. Do you know why I pulled you over?
Jon: Well, the Rego's all good, so I guess you're just revenue collecting, Officer. Or another probable cause is... Another probable cause is institutionalized racism, you know? Perhaps you just pulled him over because he's Maori. [the cop lifts his visor to show he himself is Maori]

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Paul Henry: [laughing]Oh, fantastic! What a total plonker! This guy is a legend, you're absolutely right. Legendary...

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Bongo: You guys are fucked!
Jon: Hey, that's not friendly.
Bongo: I'm just calling it like it is, eh? The cops have blocked all the roads between here and Clyde. They've got two choppers, eh, sweeping up from the south. They're after you, man. They're after ya!

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