Spaced Quote

Duane: See Tim, that's the difference between you and I. Organization. Careful thinking. Forward planning. And that is why I sleep in the arms of a beautiful woman and you spend your evenings alone in your bedsit. With cheap porn.
Tim: It's not a bedsit. It's a flat. [Shoots Duane in the groin]
Tim: Yes! [Turns and sees Mike on the floor] No Mike! Mike! Oh Jesus no!
[Mike throws up paint out of his mouth]
Tim: MEDIC!
Mike: Is that you Tim?
Tim: Yeah I'm here man, just hold on, hold on!
Mike: I'm tired Tim.
Tim: Just err... everything's going to be fine I promised. (Cries) I'm sorry I said those things, I just.. wasn't thinking straight.
Mike: I can say some pretty stupid things myself sometimes.
Tim: No Mike I'm the stupid one. I've always been the stupid one.
[Mike smiles]
Tim: What are you laughing it?
Mike: I guess I got to be the hero after all.
Tim: Yeah, I guess you did.
Mike: I've gotta, I've gotta sleep.
Tim: No no Mike stay with me.
Mike: So tired, so tired. Goodbye old friend.
Tim: No Mike!
[Mike seemingly somehow dies from his paintball injuries]
Tim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

TV Show: Spaced

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