South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut Quotes
Chorus: [singing] Shut your ****ing face, Uncle ****er. You're a boner biting bastard, Uncle ****er.
Terrence: You're an uncle ****er, I must say.
Phillip: Well you ****ed your uncle yesterday.
Terrance, Phillip: Uncle ****er. That's U-N-C-L-E **** YOU! UNCLE ****AAAAHH...
Phillip: Suck my balls.
Terrence: You're an uncle ****er, I must say.
Phillip: Well you ****ed your uncle yesterday.
Terrance, Phillip: Uncle ****er. That's U-N-C-L-E **** YOU! UNCLE ****AAAAHH...
Phillip: Suck my balls.
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Kyle: Hey, Mole, be careful.
The Mole: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?
Stan: Man, that kid is ****ed up!
The Mole: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?
Stan: Man, that kid is ****ed up!
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Brian Dennehy: Did someone say my name?
Stan: Who are you?
Brian Dennehy: I'm Brian Dennehy.
Kyle: What? No, not ****in' Brian Dennehy!
Stan: Get the **** out of here!
Brian Dennehy: Oh. Bye.
Stan: Who are you?
Brian Dennehy: I'm Brian Dennehy.
Kyle: What? No, not ****in' Brian Dennehy!
Stan: Get the **** out of here!
Brian Dennehy: Oh. Bye.
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Cartman: Mom? If you were in a German scheisse video, you... you'd tell me, right? [short pause]
Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hon.
Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hon.
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[singing]
Chef: So finally, what a happy end / Americans and Canadians are friends again.
Chef: So finally, what a happy end / Americans and Canadians are friends again.
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[the boys have just watched an edited version of Asses of Fire and are leaving the theater with the other kids, past the ticket booth again]
Kyle: Man, this movie gets better every time I see it!
Ticket Taker: Hey!
Cartman: Yeah, but you know what? That whole part about lighting farts is bull****. You can't do that.
Kenny McCormick: [muffled] Yeah, you can!
Cartman: [stops and turns] No way.
Kenny McCormick: [muffled] Yes you can. You can *too* light a fart on fire.
Cartman: Okay, Kenny. I'll bet you a hundred dollars you can't light a fart on fire.
Kenny McCormick: [muffled] Yes you can. Check it out. [he lights his fart on fire and laughs; his parka suddenly erupts in flames and he screams in horror; the boys are shocked]
Stan: Holy ****, dude!
Cartman: Ah! Oh my God! Hey! [begins beating Kenny with a stick]
Cartman: Aw, ****! Aw, ****!
Stan: [steps forward and yells] Help! Somebody do something! [he steps back and the stick lights up]
Cartman: Aahh! This stick is on fire! [an ambulance rushes up and stops, but a Russell's Salt truck rushes up and bumps it away; the truck bed lifts up at the front end and dumps the salt on Kenny; if the fire was injury, this is insult]
Kenny McCormick: [muffled] Ooowww! [the ambulance siren dies and the salt doesn't move; the boys stare at the truck]
Stan: Oh my God, you killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastard!
Cartman: Wow, I guess you *can* light a fart
Kyle: Man, this movie gets better every time I see it!
Ticket Taker: Hey!
Cartman: Yeah, but you know what? That whole part about lighting farts is bull****. You can't do that.
Kenny McCormick: [muffled] Yeah, you can!
Cartman: [stops and turns] No way.
Kenny McCormick: [muffled] Yes you can. You can *too* light a fart on fire.
Cartman: Okay, Kenny. I'll bet you a hundred dollars you can't light a fart on fire.
Kenny McCormick: [muffled] Yes you can. Check it out. [he lights his fart on fire and laughs; his parka suddenly erupts in flames and he screams in horror; the boys are shocked]
Stan: Holy ****, dude!
Cartman: Ah! Oh my God! Hey! [begins beating Kenny with a stick]
Cartman: Aw, ****! Aw, ****!
Stan: [steps forward and yells] Help! Somebody do something! [he steps back and the stick lights up]
Cartman: Aahh! This stick is on fire! [an ambulance rushes up and stops, but a Russell's Salt truck rushes up and bumps it away; the truck bed lifts up at the front end and dumps the salt on Kenny; if the fire was injury, this is insult]
Kenny McCormick: [muffled] Ooowww! [the ambulance siren dies and the salt doesn't move; the boys stare at the truck]
Stan: Oh my God, you killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastard!
Cartman: Wow, I guess you *can* light a fart
Movie: South Park - Bigger Longer and Uncut