South Park Quote

[Kenny is watching Pardon the Interruption ]
Tony Kornheiser: All right, now we turn from the NFL to the world of NASCAR. People who weren't sure what to think of NASCAR are more sure today after a NASCAR driver released bigoted, ignorant statements on his podcast.
Cartman: [In a southern accent] All right whats up NASCAR fans? I don't know about y'all, but this president Obama is pissin me off, so I'm going to do some dippin and speak my mind. Today I'm going to be dippin some Vagisil regular strength anti-itch cream. [Drinks some Vagisil] So I'm pissed off what I found out. I found out this Obama wants to put a bigger tax on gasoline! What the fuck is up with that? Thats fuckin gay! [Kenny, watching, buries his head intro his arms] Its gay as hell. Y'all know my pit boss, Butters.
Butters: Obama's fuckin gay.
Cartman: He's fuckin gay as hell.
Butters: Pisses me off.
Cartman: So y'all be sure to catch us in our next race. We're about as poor and stupid as they fuckin come so come down and cheer for us at NASCAR on Saturday. Obama is gay as hell!
Tony Kornheiser: Well if you ask me, that's all the proof we need that NASCAR is for the poor and the stupid.
Kenny: Fuck you!

TV Show: South Park

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