South Park Quote

Girl 1: [Wendy has just revealed their secret] You just couldn't let it go.
Wendy: [surprised] What do you mean? Call the girls in!
Girl 1: I'm afraid we can't do that, Wendy.
Girl 2: Did you know, Wendy, that Clyde's father owns the shoe store in the mall? A lot of us have wanted to date Clyde to get free shoes, but we couldn't, because he wasn't...popular enough!
Wendy: [horrified] You knew?!
Girl 2: [takes a package out of a file] Unfortunately, the members voted Clyde in the bottom five of the list. That's why we had to manipulate the votes, forge a new list and hide the real one. [points to the package]
Wendy: [angry] So that you could all justify dating Clyde and get shoes!? How dare you take advantage of your position! I'm going to tell Bebe and have you both de-sparkled from the list committee!
Girl 1: Bebe? Who do you think authorized the buyout? [shocking music plays]
Wendy: No, not Bebe.
Girl 2: She's dating Clyde now! Nobody loves shoes more than her!
Stan: [confused] What's going on?
Wendy: When the other girls find out you ignored their votes they're gonna--
Girl 1: You really think they'll believe you over the heads of the Committee!? We'll simply generate a new list, "biggest liars," and put you at the top!
Girl 2: Do yourself a favor, Wendy! Just let it go, and keep your little mouth shut!
Wendy: [coldly] I don't think so. [kicks girl holding list in the crotch. She howls and drops the list. Wendy grabs it] Stan, run!
Stan: Jesus, dude! [runs after Wendy]

TV Show: South Park

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