South Park Quote

[Kyle is attempted to be revived through a defibrillator]
Paramedic: Clear! [sends power through the paddles. Kyle rises, then falls softly. No sign of life yet. The paramedic removes the paddles] I'm sorry. He's gone.
Cartman: No! Kyle can't die. [gets on his knees and checks various parts of his body for a pulse]
Paramedic: I'm sorry, young man.
Cartman: Kyle?
Paramedic: Well, at least now he doesn't have to suck anyone's balls.
Cartman: [enraged] Nooo! [begins giving Kyle CPR] No, he has a strong heart! He wants to live! Come on, Kyle! Come on, buddy!
General: He's gone, little boy.
Cartman: [to the paramedic] Zap him again! [opens Kyle's coat and shirt] Do it!
Paramedic: Charging.
Cartman: Do it!
[the paramedic places the paddles back on Kyle's body]
Cartman: Come on, buddy.
Paramedic: Clear.
Cartman: Come on, buddy.
[the paramedic fires away. Kyle rises, then falls softly. No sign of life yet.]
Cartman: Get out of here! [goes back to giving Kyle CPR. A woman covers her eyes in despair] Goddammit, Kyle, you never walked away from anything in your life! Now fight! [smacks Kyle around] Fight! Fight! Right now! [begins to break down] Fight! Fiiight! Fight! [slams down hard on his chest]
[Kyle coughs, then comes to. Cartman begins to weep happily]
Cartman: Give him some air. [an oxygen mask appears and Cartman places it over Kyle's nose and mouth] There, easy. Breathe easy. [weeps softly some more]

TV Show: South Park

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